I adore you guys so much but really?!?!? REALLY!?!? Can you guys shut the fuck up at night and let me sleep? 

3am You guys are being annoying so I let you guys out and I open the back door to let you guys go potty. You guys go potty and run back in my room.

Quarter after 3 am: You guys are being annoying again, so I’m guessing one of you didn’t go potty so I let you guys out again. what do you guys do? Once I open the door, you guys go play and mess with eachother in the living room. THE EFF? Why coulnd’t you guys play fight in my room? Don’t tell me I am seriously losing sleep because you guys are bored and wanna mess around in the middle of the freakin night? THE ONLY REASON WHY I LET YOU GUYS OUT IS SO YOU GUYS DONT PEE/POO IN MY ROOM. 

*sigh* the negatives to raising dogs who act like babies/kids.